Monday, October 03, 2005

Furry What?

That's right folks... 'Furry Croquet' has migrated to Baba's mossy plush pad. "What the hell does that mean?" And better yet, what does that mean to all you fashion monomaniacs out there? Well, it means find something thermal and furry to cover your muktuk, cause it's Chilly Willy out there! Did I mention Leather? Gosh, what's wrong with me! Yes leather will add to the aesthetics and keep you whistling while you play. What ever you can muster up to keep your barracks cozy in an Octoberfest showdown. A mink coat, a pair of clear high heels, a coonskin hat, or even a pink colored boa scarf will do (especially if it distracts your opponents). This tournament promises to be a cast of diehard thorough-breds prancing for this years finale crown. If you have the yearnin' and the burnin' you'll probably make the finals. But it's going to take a real ball swaggler to win this tourney. No sissynecks will survive the thrashing of the elements, not to mention the conniving schemes that David Navarrete and company are going to throw at you every which way.
So get your act together and team up with a person who you consider to be your alter ego and let's play some croquet folks!
Tournament schedule and game times will be posted once we have everyone signed up, which generally happens in 2 shakes of a lambs tail.